dog if my mom can smell the drugs in my room I am fucked

@vita they should make one of these but it's like a job and and and umm

RE: https://fedi.cobble.cat/@vita/statuses/01KA1SZ58H5TZFW0CPDQB48FHA

minecraft public infrastructure got me jerking off

anyone else think this looks like a little guy runnin

gender affirming surgery that removes ur jane

btw y'all gas this up https://youtu.be/JGf41...

my girlfriend makes me wear revealing/lewd clothing for her own sexual gratification

Artist(s): tudouwei de guodong
Characters: blonney, jessica (reverse:1999)
Media: reverse:1999

Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6967559
Source: https://tudouweideguodong.lofter.com/post/30dfda42_2baa9c54c

bunnies , rabbits , and hares are the pokemon go color teams of nature

steam frame looks so good I love you valve

za so good I smell it when I open my backpack ... unless I left the baggie open like an idiot

sorry for supporting mczionist but I'm still kinda high and I wanna devour some yummy food when I get home

polycule glunk rotation

damn I fucking need to snack on something

atoned as hell

there was this little white boy I went to middle school with and Bro why is his bitmoji black

is that za I smell upon this bus

at some point they're gonna find a mysterious growth in a conservative person's skull and when it’s removed they immediately backtrack on their entire belief system and become left wing

New Conspiracy Theory: Right after the clip went viral, the real Hawk Tuah Girl was killed by elon musk, who then used his evil flesh puppet powers to create a Vessel through which he could enact his will.

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