handbrake please

I just found the most fucked up minecraft mod ever

thius is fucking absurd

oh right I'm home . as of like 2 hours ago lmao

if you can’t format it in markdown give up and kill yourself

jack tuah carve that thang

cute little theory: the weather app drains my battery life by always using my location

is this kid wearing a backpack with an ai generated xbox controller green flames cool gamer

I tried to get something fromthe vending machine and it didn't work I pressed the cancel button a bunch of times and it freaked the fuck out and said "YOUR CARD HAS" and a bunch of numbers and it made me laugh a lot

saw a thingy selling "still water" and burst out laughing I hate myself

*goes to starbucks*
*orders chai latte*
*waits patiently*
*takes one sip and burdens tongue immediately*
❤️‍🩹 W sierra

gimme a line of coke and I can tell you EVERYTHING about The Ice Palace

SAS you rotten sacks of fucking shit

I went to The Ice Palace and every one there knew you

going to The Ice Palace y'all want anythis

I wonder if I have time to get a chai latte or something before boarding le palne 🛩

I miss my mom

"boygina. as opposed to girlpenis"

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