"no better way to become pregnant than from a pregnant penis!"
— @zvava

I wish normal me and the me that's "fronting" when I smoke to much weed and dissociate swapped places . she gets to chill and have fun and I'm weird and anxious almost all the time . actually it gets worse for me cause I can do nothing but watch as a much more awesome, calm/nice version of me does everything

telling my family I might chill in the city before going home after I get back to sweden because I want to see my other girlfriend isn't a lie, but it’s also not the only reason :P (the other reason being a bag of weed 😭😭)

just developed something epic. I call it the "pooping desktop manager" and basically instead of tiles or whatever there’s a bunch of poop like there's not even any windows or anything it's just poop

if w.d. gaster was a stoner the track that plays during the gonermaker would be called ANOTHER HIT

call me a physically abusive artist the way I'm boutta hit this pen

wait I posted the flies TODAY?

faggots on the tl AGAIN !

can I come over and be really concerning

Artist(s): volcanoyyy
Characters: isolde (and all that jazz) (reverse:1999), isolde (reverse:1999), kakania (reverse:1999)
Media: reverse:1999

Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7944349
Source: https://volcanoyyy.lofter.com/post/4ccb8e29_2bc62e063

I knew this guy in middle school, one of my classmates, real awful guy, and I just remembered he once told me he'd had sex with... well, someone who apparently lived real far away. I genuinely believed him until someone pointed out that he's obviously lying. in hindsight it's pretty obvious that a (at most) 15 year old would NOT be hitting it from the back, but for some reason I seemed to like him enough to not realize what a piece of shit he was.

I hope he dies a virgin

so serry 🪰 about the flies

sery my flies

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mutual aid I need a gajillion dollars to buy pornogrqphy and drugs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 please and think you 🪰