mt dad just said daddysplaining . I'm not listening to him

think about it

my dad just put like 8 pickle slices on his burger

idk what to do

im tryna phone bae . (epstein) i have so many dmgs!

nice outsdie

my dad just said browsers could have cooler names and so instead of microsoft edge he suggested .... Edge Lord

I got deltarune stuck in my brain!!!

you guys don't have a walk-in wallet?? ok ...

I think I'm supposed to take my antidepressants together with food URGGHGKN

damn I should have eated more Dinner today I dinnit even have lunch. hunger

school's out for the summer which means that, on weekdays, I get another 7 hours of armpit porn

my sister had the brilliant observation that if gambling ads were black and white well they would be less exciting ?

my dad's toilet is still fucking terrible at flushing I'm going back home

fap now or forever hold your dick

I'm on the bus drinking this lukewarm monster and it lowkey tastes like sawdust but that's just because the vitamin pellet I rawdogged yet lingers on my breath

apparently my hemoglobin has dropped a bit I should eat more iron

I ought to get going I've been watching too much deltarune stuff

weeehhhhhhhg

I think I'm gonna be insane