put my puter away

can an FL studio girl and an ableton girl really— bro I think they already did...? watch closesly Now and Learn...

oh shit when did it get so late

bots fucking love the mastadon api cause it's so easy to use. meanwhile I have no idea how to make applications or fucking anything on akkoma

I've had to scroll through my account to find specific posts a few times and I keep seeing my 5 robotniks crashout and giggling like wtf is wrong with me

oomf dying in a glue trap

sex like Haha pingis

thank fucking god israel didn't win eurovision

I don't like either of these guys but this is pretty funny

more like euroMIDsion

The Apple Lisa was released to compete with the Microsoft Bart in the homer computer market

killing clod's dog and fucking his wife is woke

RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/d6ba29d5-623b-485e-82b3-7bc1c8a1c756

@clod heu man

I'M ON THAT BROOOWNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: https://shrimp.melontini.me/notes/a7vokm2hng12w3k2

maybe I should Check mY Phone now

okay it is funny actually but still

never posting about anything related to pee for the next month I don't want any of you freaks to get the wrong idea about me

mfw I go to Milaethera and an elemental mage infuses my very soul with an ocean's worth of water aether causing me to piss myself instantly

shit maybe I'm gay

completely normal for girls to be pissing all the fucking time (I don't even take spiro dawg what the fuck is going on help me)