we all say chicken jockey but have you ever heard what the chicken jockey has to say? since they’re two different creatures im gonna interview them separately

chicken: hawk hawkbawkhawk hawk

jockey (swinging sword at me): tuah!! tuuahhhh!!

I hate seeing posts w steelworkers looking all depressed n shit man if I got to even set foot in a refinery id probably cum my pants so hard I faint

cold planet radio: today the temperatures will be 2 degrees with a high of 3 degrees and a low of one degree
irony poisoned mercenary stationed there for 3 long years: waow! talk about water so cold

#BornToHate

kill all middle schoolers 2025

feel like I should just block this kid too but we have mutual friends and shit and it would be a little strange maybe cause what am I supposed to say? I don't like him cause he gives me dank meme loving 12 year old vibes??

these gayass fucking catrs on my TimeLine

this album probably goes absolutely demon mode while on LSD

touches boob Woah dude! Woah!!!!!!

accidentally gaf award

broke bitch eating fries: the complete saga

"One of the greatest technological breakthroughs since the invention of drugs," scientists are finally unveiling "more drugs."

y'all sleeping on this lowkey ... but I won't say anything else on the matter

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/70ac57e0-baab-46fc-87bd-ec9d0e2238d2

i surived no avgn april

*starts jeking of* wait..... this feels.. kinda awesome.......

my head on ow it

"I just ragequit and now it's all over the screen"