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thinking about having sex with my wife................

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run up on my opps with the ender IO they all dead now

coming up with messed up spells in minecraft trickster mod I hope they’ll work. writing them down because I don't have access to game and it's also just easier

I'm actually really good at the game I've never lost it

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just played shit slop valley for almost 3 and a half hours straight I feel ill

t-shirt that says "met god, her pronouns are they/them"

you ever touch your booby and go Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggghghgh

most people don't understand the intricacies of pissing in the sink—sure, they may have done it once, but they don't know how to do it properly. you have to consider your velocity, the geometry of the sink, where you're aiming, the angle, etc. to minimize splashing. frankly it's an underappreciated artform

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Ignacio Varga got me bawling my eyes out rn I'm ngl

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THIS IMAGE IS SO FUNNY TO ME SORRY

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playing as nazi gwrmany hoi4 in and intentionslly losing . to send a message