can you believe it's already suicide monday (I spilled juice all over myself)

this and a pawjob

I'm so hungry

actually that reminds me, I was reciting the "I am the one eho knocks" speech as I was making breakfast and my dad was like "try living in reality so you don't become a school shooter" what the FUCK was he on

can you believe it's already suicide monday (first day of uni today)

girl shaped pile crrrrrud and sludge

i don't know who needs to read this but here's your periodic reminder that "there ought to be a law"

does not mean

"this is wrong"

it means

"on the balance it would be better if we all lived under continual threat of state violence with respect to this"

I want this instance to get fediblocked as well because it would be so funny but if oomfie city has to pay the price as well it would perhaps be not so funny. but if you think me posting slurs for fun is a big deal get outta here

I have two sides..... tranny .. and faggot !

guy named "Philrip'' I uhhhm ? hate that fag I'm gon kill him OK

like if I'm the only fag taking musicology I'll kill myself

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/7b1a9a04-e605-4652-918a-994c1d23d17b

dude I go to uni tomorrow what the fuck I'm gonna bomb the whole fucking campus

how akkoma gonna tell me I posted something "in two seconds" . that's rhe fucking future

rest in peace snac2.authenyo.xyz ..... I love money

ginger beer mmmm mmmmmm m

@eris
🫳 scritch scritch
🐱

going home to my beautiful wives so I can have sex with my beautiful wives

apparently they support genocide. great. good to know. need to look into this.

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/a61ca2d6-d31f-403f-bdf7-6998c630c352

welcome reception at the university I'm gonna go to ........... I walked around a bunch to also look at the campus I'm gonna be at (not the main one) and now I am so sweaty

go my scarab