I'm ngl I forgot how funny grongo is

just got an email from .....
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............ Dr. nine eleven .........

@zuck KILL YOURSELF

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/850a1154-0e7a-4aab-801d-4b93e157efc7

my pingas image

mostly when I post things in quotation marks it's actually NOT a quote but instead a random string of words that entered my head and I want to detach myself from it. but this time it was a quote from someone in a vc I'm in right now (her name is phoebe she's watching me type this and demanded it like heisenberg)

also I almost wrote "pingus" in the alt text

"he looks like he's faded off a xan"

min syster: "du lyssnar på någon jävla fäbods-musik"

anyone got a spare someone I canMURDER TO TO DEATH

OH: "Dicks should be green. They don't call me Conor Greendick for nothing"

food

saxing it out again. time to get this song MADE

I think some of these don't work maybe

FEDIVERSR ISNT READY FOR ME

I Am A Femboy . I Am Straight But A Little Zesty With It . I Am From A Different Planet . I Want To Fuck Pleroma-Tan Animal Style . My Posts Are So Bad Sometimes I Make Myself Cry Out Of Embarrassment . I Have Been Fired From Every Job For Sleeping In Too Late . I Am Seized By Random Fits Of Laughter That Unnerve Passerby . I Am So Sexy , God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me An Autogynephile & Making Me Apologize Constantly During Sex So I Could Not Cyber All My Oomfies . I Can’t Browse Mainstream Social Media Because It Is Unrelatable & I Am Just Too Cool To Understand . I Am A Cannibal . Sometimes I Cry When I See Women , Because They Are So Beautiful . I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech & No One Can Tell What The Fuck I Am Talking About . My Brain Is Poisoned By Altchans . I Have Never Spent 2 Months On The Same Instance . I Stan Femtanyl . I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors . I Love Myself . One Day I Will Overthow God .

MASTOCELS FEAR ME.

ALT FEDI WANT WHAT I HAVE.

CANCELDON WANT ME DEAD.

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one million dust in my room make me SICK to be in . have to put on Surgical Mask and vacuum what I can

just burned one quintbillion calories

y'all is talking about "my pussy" funnier when I don't even have one or no

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/2e05aecc-179d-4e32-a179-0f08c61a873a

call my pussy a memory leak the way uhh my uhhh

wow it's like they purposefully made photoshop really fucking unpleasant to use. how did this fucking shit become the "industry standard"

tjis mosquito outside my window is gonna make me ～kill my self～