I'm so mentally ill I was unloading the dishwasher just now and just started saying shit like "Dude have you tried the new Frot-o-Matic" to myself

It was an offer from a company to Buy My Stocks in this other company ...... I already saw it in the app

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/750304ec-cdd5-4351-a140-b9ebe6a2b591

Got a letter from my bank I hope they tell me they my investments are dog shit and they took all of my money forever. And they're going to kill me with a gun also

Little known fact about me is I’m actually a discord moderator 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔

first watermelon to eating of this year ….. ooohh this is good ooohhhh this is good

I posted this at 7:43 AM and normally this would be a reasonable time to post but I had not slept at all so I was rather chemically altered

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/9a9b386c-b9e9-4531-9824-0b9acc7a60d8

Until I’ve visited a steel mill I won’t be truly alive

Subposting the subpost but I think using more spaces every now and then is a fun little way to mark like a break in speech but not necessarily a break in the sentence in the same way that punctuation does. if that makes sense. Like commas can be a kind of interruption in a sense, or something like that, but if you’re putting a bunch of spaces you’re like “Hang on in not done let me think for a sec!!” Also good to separate parts of text but not as much separation as with line breaks. It’s the same train of thought just not the same thing

it is pretty funny that the yearning dot gay favicon thingy is just the pleading emoji but I keep forgetting that it’s an icon and not an actual emoji typed out in whatever post so it catches me off guard

hey can someone let me know is this good for Cash-dark theme or no

@potus hey

Yassie’s profile picture hasn’t updated yet here on kill-corporations.enterprises so those posts are Maybe Even Funnier

fixedddd the themes and I finally added the favicon. I’ll try to make a dark and light theme with Green and then some more light ones after that ok ……. good night for now etc

wait what happened to the themes

ooohh I'm tired oooohhh I'm sleepy. Fun fact I might have a personality disorder or two :3

hey guys check out my Newest invention I call it "Gun That Shoots Pedophiles Until They're Dead A Lot"

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hey girl your penis is ringing