dreamt about... my locomotive ... my beautiful G1 and G2

a hoorse

I'm going sleep

it doesn't workvqnd makes no sense and furthermore is just not true sje doesn't do that anymore. but it's the only version that makes me lwugh

tryint to rotate a joke about cigarettes and nic(otine). but nothing can beat the very first and very worst rhing I thought

"they must be putting John Quincy Adams in these cigarettes the way the Nic be busting and cumming all over"

@maxine faggot

@maxine I'm only chemically castrated okay!!!!!! I'll get rid of them I promise!!!!!!!!!!

durrrrrr

scratches balls

touches breast

started using word filter. much better

I was expecting disappointment and sadness but ngl this is pretty good

dude is that freaking december holiday

RE: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/fc0c795d-8a3a-4832-9111-7424444b76d7

this one has been in the freezer for literally the entire year AND it's not even past expiry so. this one should be fine

fine dining .....

is a man not entitled to the sweat of his asscrack?

@meow Good.

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