polish fedi is this fire or nah

@ellie well it's not like I Don't want to know

@apophis however I please ... 😈😈😈😈😈😈

it's such a betrayal to wake up into another dream. a trickstab of the mind, if you will

"there are many terabytes of terrible porn on the internet and you can watch it and get boners"

I've had this ... you could call it a mantra, in my head for some time now
"I am the body, I control it"
I guess it's like. a reminder of what it means to be alive. grounding myself in the fact that, in the end, I'm a creature governed by many biological processes.

*staring into mirror* I want that retard girl

@lena ALCOHOL AND GOONING IT IS!!!!!!!!!!

answers reveal themselves to those who ask questions

make dinner
OR
take a swig of vodka and jack off

@swagpuppy420 go to hell

just invented the 1 million dollars

EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND PLAY WITH MY DICK

@Paradox yeesssss hahahaha YEEESSS

excuse me

simpson scary compilation

doing some light exercises with the rock that's been sitting in my bookcase for many years