the factoid that a person eats 7 spiders a year in their sleep is a statistical error; sophia spiders, who eats an average of 8 spiders per night, is an anomaly and should not be counted

I'm this

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/aj8mwev8orfv0274

@thermia who DOESN’T have at least one shrimp in they inventory at all times 💥💥💥 I know I do

@geeleu "you're going to heaven, Howard"

jimmy mcgill if howard accepted to partner with him:
'i'm gonna tell every one of those clients what an honest, wonderful pig lover you are! :)'

it also made me laugh a bunch :-) hehehe yaaay and laughing makes me happy :-)

https://youtu.be/tKkUa... holy peak
this might be one of the best videos I've ever fucking seen. it's the perfect video essay. if you don't make video essays at least this good go to hell forever I'm not joking. this is how it's done.

how is godot already on 4.6 how often r they updating

guys I'm ngl it's not that good

"if you keep that up I fear I may already become undone" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I guess he would say sum shit like that tho

#Reading gay porn on ao3

if I had a twitter account I'd reply/quote tweet this with "RETARDED" and get banned and it would hardly be worth it but I'd laugh to myself

RE: https://bird.makeup/users/qthestormm/statuses/2027016558581576049

gurgle

@anna @iris or is it 🇯🇵 #Japan ? who knos

@anna @iris that's not the line idiot you're supposed to say "#🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity!"

#Please

anyone wanna give me money so I can do stuff

@tenthousandisopods yeah this is funny

@tenthousandisopods I needa look something up