(sitcom voice) Honey..! Where is the gun that kills you?

all the comments on his videos talk about him touching someone's cousin in 2006 it's kinda crazy actually. every single one. he replies to a bunch of them too. this one really stuck out to me

me after inventing the gun that kills you

omnipotent grass-trimmer: I mow everythihg

I kmow everythihg

@thermia how did you do it. pleas ehelp

permanent brain damage is fine

is there some manner of heroin I can inject to just make me fall asleep at a normal hour like a normal person which isn't melatonin cause that stuff does not do anything to me

I know every thing

but I'm doing it ..... RIGHT .... NOW ........ SLEEPING, THAT IS .... HA HA HA .........

"hmmm I should go to bed earlier" (watches 3 hour long deltarune video)

@zvava what if theu were Sex Penjamins

the third hero. the cringe, alone in deepest dark

I think zinc (and more broadly brass) is gonna become a big status symbol . by creating this I am sowing the seeds for this reality

2306 brass ingots 🤑🤑🤑 chump change for someone like me tho

I hate apple as much as everyone here but you gotta give them credit for the app to destroy all opps