this report made me laugh

now I have to find it

that report was so fugnny I shouldn’t have closed it I should keep it like a pet

you can do it to anyone actually especially if they're (check notes) German

the one advantage fedi has, in these situations, is that a Good™ instance will just let you tell these kinds of people to kys

RE: https://fedi.aria.dog/objects/8a7ff0d3-a513-410c-9165-bf3707e0c5b6

@swagpuppy420 "hawk also" 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

I will fucking kill every son's of bitches

I keep getting emails about my "t-girl climaxes in 55 seconds" video that I put on the bittorrent DHT last year. people keep asking me how I do it without prog or T or nothin, and the answer is simple: "effective narrative." you won't find me moaning and groaning with thoughts of boobies and cocks in my head. no, I have a more efficient visual. I imagine that I'm locked in a circular, stone room. in a tower of some kind, near the top. completely dark, except for a thin, vertical window near the ceiling. once a year the sun casts a shaft of light just low enough for me to reach, if I get on my tip-toes and time it right. in my mind I'm there, hand reaching out, groping desperately above me for just a little kiss of sunlight to hold me over for the next twelve months. closer, closer.. closer.. ah...—anyway. that's how it's done. share my magnet link around, and send me a comment thru the email in the .nfo file.

we were too distracted by hitler particles to ever consider epstein particles...

uuhhgggggg

@kaiiak your gpu drivers crashed or something congratulations

sorry

and I haven't even showered yet I'm actually useless

@tenthousandisopods age verification done Right ✊

https://www.justice.go... I can't breathe he actually got fucking banned from xbox live

epstein got banned from xbox live ??? 😭

@autumn iris probably

@autumn yesssssss

guys we NEED to go to stockholm RIGHT NOW