just found out my mom's gay best friend since grade school likes super mario galaxy 🔥🔥🔥

OUYA NEW YEAR! Here's to a bright future in gaming and a great year all around. Happy 2013!

throw away your LOL cards !

@patch well that's just how I do it

it disappeared nevermind

like from the fnaf movies

gonna show my sister some more Mike x Michael yaoi

@apophis HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA yes

@flower he's still alive in the real world, this is his kirkmare and he sees everything

@patch I thought the context of the thread made it obvious but yes my joking

my new years resolution is to kill myself

we have to act fast... if the kirkification continues we're done for... billions will die

if we can resurrect kirk and give him a slick-y foïdjob it'll alter the timeline and end the kirkmare and save everyone 🥹

foidjob in the public domain would have saved charlie kirk

okay so it's gonna be windy as a bitch all week? cool. whatever.

hope the weather is nice and the winds are calm this week, I think going outside and doing target practice could be quite fun

hope my thing arrives tmrw but it is being sent from northern sweden so maybe not. ah and it's sunday, they wouldn't have started shipping it already. tuesday or wednesday then.

I'm so serious about this.

Listen, when I was living on my own, I didn't feel any need to be anyone except myself. it started with me going to university and getting myself an apartment. I live quite a distance away otherwise. nothing impossible, but living near campus sure fucking helped. but I'm not made for academia, and it turns out musicology is actually Really Fucking Boring. so I dropped out. and suddenly, Freedom. yeah, I stopped getting paid, sure, but I was free, and it was the best I've felt in a long time. I didn't have to give a fuck about anything except for myself. and that's like the best thing you can do for yourself.

and then I tried to study something else. folded under the pressure of the unsustainability that comes with being a NEET with no noney. it didn't go well. let me tell you, I don't like people that I don't know. put me in a room of strangers and I will be trying to kill myself. soooo when I ended up being late for the first lecture cause I couldn't find the room, I decided that the, uh, potential embarrassment just wasn't worth it. sure, that was a weakness on my part, and I sure didn't feel good about myself after that, but... why should I care? I didn’t NEED to put myself through that. I don't NEED to sit in a room with a bunch of nerds listening to someone explain shit I don't really care about, all for a degree so I can just beg companies to pay me in exchange for making me want to kill myself.

You can't put me in a box that I haven't made for myself. You can't make me do something that won't make me feel like myself. You can't tell me there's something wrong with ME when the happiest I've been was when I was living AS MYSELF.

even if I go up in flames, let it be known that I never let the fire in my breast get extinguished.

if I ever unironically try to be normal person, you HAVE to get a Gun and Shoot Me like a dog