my straight dude voice

@kopper "hey gourgeoisie, you waiting for anyone? heh, mind if I grab your number?"

there's a joke in here about hitting my dick with a hammer but I can't I just can't do it right niw okay

RE: https://sk.girlthi.ng/notes/agoy7fw75dat01vb

me and my really big pillow

RE: https://woem.space/objects/3e188bcb-a8a5-4bd2-8255-e6022ee172d2

I've been legit perma-tripping since I hit a dog going 70 mph on my truck.

@Paradox himejoshi daughter introducing my weird gay oomfies to each other and pushing you together and making you kiss #Dolls #MyTouys

@Paradox it's an observation but ellie is nice and you is nice so basically 🫶 oomfie

sierra speaks a bunch of bull crap

@Paradox it is true because I speak eveything into existence . when I posted this I rewrote history and if I hadn't then we would have never kissed possibly never even met but now you are an odd little gay and it is so . this is my powers

this is the most niche shit I've ever posted man

Arisa is like a swedish Ellie. think abt it

@iris i haven't been to the liberal dentist since 9/11

@Paradox hahahahaha fucking pansy look at you your rage eyes are pink 😂😂😂 you have girl rage loool haha

oomf, what... what is this? you want... you eant to get a divorce..? *eyes goes blood* no. No. we are not getting a divorce, oomfie. your going to be my mutual forever (growls)

@zvava doesn't guess Ummmmm I hope your been Good 😊 and happy because I like u and if your sad then that makes me sad so I hope you've been good 😊 and happy happy yay ☺️☺️

@zvava how r u

@zvava hiiiii

@zvava hi jolly

his thang mercurial black is coming back BIG TIME in 2026 mark my words