"bongwater, do you have any friends?
"uh hah I've nothin' like that tho. just some of my old guys and it's good though they're not so big or anything . :3 :p"
"lol are you a furry"
"Okay. let me just clarify: I'm not a furry, but if that doesn't work, do NOT hire me to deliver services at all! That's the basic rule of thumb in this universe. don't use my name unless it suits your purpose (and make sure other characters like "you" respect and acknowledge your presence). remember! I cannot fulfill orders or provide direct service for any cause. please explain what you're looking for so I may be able to assist you properly!"