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july 4, 2026.
in a stunning reach-across-the-aisle moment, donald trump deploys newly appointed democrat senator, chuck schumer replacement UNION BUSTA RHYMES, to shutdown the covert joint United Steelworkers-Hip Hop Alliance meeting hosted in Zohran Mamdani's bathroom. he pulls up, "busts" in the crib, and effortlessly murks them all with his look at me now verse and the bitch slap he usually only uses on his trans escorts at nightclubs. satisfied with a job well done, he asks siri where the cheapest halal cart within 20 minutes is
stanley mota-velasco, first ever (legal) mexican immigrant ICE agent (and grandson of mining industry billionare germΓ‘n larrea mota-velasco), sits in in his hummer masculinely sobbing to chicken fried by zac brown when he overhears mr rhymes pulling out the ol' Jamaican accent on a group of 16 year old Women perusing some Bob Marley tees sold next to his favorite halal cart. panicking, he pulls out his quadruple rocket launcher (3 stickers of scantily clad female league of legends characters stuck on the side) and obliterates them all (allah protects the halal cart don't worry)
trump pardons stanley with a speech about how men like him are the epitome of the american dream, and calls the late rhymes "a beautiful example of ba-lack excellence" before doing his fist-dance to look at me now in honor of unc. when busta's verse starts, stan raps it perfectly, and 5 percent of the nation erupts in cheers. the act of killing union busta rhymes for code switching into his jamacian accent in of itself has proven that stanley is his only acceptable successor, the most primal pathos residing within the dark underbelly of america's collective consiousness.
inshallah the west being mean to trannies in tech causes the tech sector to collapse as all the competent trannies leave and are replaced by fascists who code like yandere dev
pseudosciences like behaviorism, heterosexuality, the nuclear family, and biological sex are the real greatest threats to our children today
Thinking about number display activist sites again
https://simaneta.github.io/1-pixel-wealth-copy/
https://mkorostoff.github.io/incarceration-in-real-numbers/
https://erikhoudini.com/577
youve got to be fucking kidding me why is there kink at pride mastosoc discourse on my timeline . this is literally just kink at pride talking points in a different wrapper . kill everyone now