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theyre inventing a new kind of terrorist
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terraforming mars is so fucking funny . the proposed solutions for her lack of magnetic field are "put a reasonably strong magnet in orbit" , "put a series of superconducting rings on it" , and "turn phobos into a fucking plasma emitter" . how the fuck would you even do that . only io does that and it's because jupiter is fucking huge
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Fuck the USA

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they SHOULD ban gay porn from mastosoc actually . and also every other thing that might make it worth being on . fuck mastosoc
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july 4, 2026.

in a stunning reach-across-the-aisle moment, donald trump deploys newly appointed democrat senator, chuck schumer replacement UNION BUSTA RHYMES, to shutdown the covert joint United Steelworkers-Hip Hop Alliance meeting hosted in Zohran Mamdani's bathroom. he pulls up, "busts" in the crib, and effortlessly murks them all with his look at me now verse and the bitch slap he usually only uses on his trans escorts at nightclubs. satisfied with a job well done, he asks siri where the cheapest halal cart within 20 minutes is

stanley mota-velasco, first ever (legal) mexican immigrant ICE agent (and grandson of mining industry billionare germΓ‘n larrea mota-velasco), sits in in his hummer masculinely sobbing to chicken fried by zac brown when he overhears mr rhymes pulling out the ol' Jamaican accent on a group of 16 year old Women perusing some Bob Marley tees sold next to his favorite halal cart. panicking, he pulls out his quadruple rocket launcher (3 stickers of scantily clad female league of legends characters stuck on the side) and obliterates them all (allah protects the halal cart don't worry)

trump pardons stanley with a speech about how men like him are the epitome of the american dream, and calls the late rhymes "a beautiful example of ba-lack excellence" before doing his fist-dance to look at me now in honor of unc. when busta's verse starts, stan raps it perfectly, and 5 percent of the nation erupts in cheers. the act of killing union busta rhymes for code switching into his jamacian accent in of itself has proven that stanley is his only acceptable successor, the most primal pathos residing within the dark underbelly of america's collective consiousness.

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不幸γͺ mer δ·”

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lightning on the horizon , silent . it's so far the sound dissipates before it gets here . i watch and wait for the sound of thunder , but it never comes . dreamlike .
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paleo-neo-post-pre-ironic woman labrys-45-estrogen

inshallah the west being mean to trannies in tech causes the tech sector to collapse as all the competent trannies leave and are replaced by fascists who code like yandere dev

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π•Ήπ–žπ– 妛彁λ♀ xf_nyxsigil labrys-45-sickle nyxcat

it's giving
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pseudosciences like behaviorism, heterosexuality, the nuclear family, and biological sex are the real greatest threats to our children today

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i cant wait for this godforsaken holiday to be over so my fuckass store will stop playing Hitler Music
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paleo-neo-post-pre-ironic woman labrys-45-estrogen

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new amerikkkan anthem (NSFW)
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oh say can you see
by the light on her mons
what we proudly so hailed
at her pussy's last reaming
who's tight lips and small clit
through the horniest night
o'er the bull's cock we watched
was so gallantly creaming
and the cock heads' red glare
jizz bursting through air
gave proof through the night
that our balls were still there
oh say does that cum-stained towel
still have dry spots
in the land of the gauche
and the home of the fat!
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I love he/him lesbians who take t and who like to blur the lines between cis and trans. its just another binary that should be destroyed imo
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youve got to be fucking kidding me why is there kink at pride mastosoc discourse on my timeline . this is literally just kink at pride talking points in a different wrapper . kill everyone now

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can a cradle's graces g/acc anarchist girl and a memorial foundation neotransliberal assimilationist girl find love . and also whatever the hell celestial mechanics is
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socialize valve
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N33R "Bildung bewaffneter Gruppen" ⚸ 🩸 lesbian

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Remembering woke George W. Bush

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