they SHOULD ban gay porn from mastosoc actually . and also every other thing that might make it worth being on . fuck mastosoc

july 4, 2026.

in a stunning reach-across-the-aisle moment, donald trump deploys newly appointed democrat senator, chuck schumer replacement UNION BUSTA RHYMES, to shutdown the covert joint United Steelworkers-Hip Hop Alliance meeting hosted in Zohran Mamdani's bathroom. he pulls up, "busts" in the crib, and effortlessly murks them all with his look at me now verse and the bitch slap he usually only uses on his trans escorts at nightclubs. satisfied with a job well done, he asks siri where the cheapest halal cart within 20 minutes is

stanley mota-velasco, first ever (legal) mexican immigrant ICE agent (and grandson of mining industry billionare germán larrea mota-velasco), sits in in his hummer masculinely sobbing to chicken fried by zac brown when he overhears mr rhymes pulling out the ol' Jamaican accent on a group of 16 year old Women perusing some Bob Marley tees sold next to his favorite halal cart. panicking, he pulls out his quadruple rocket launcher (3 stickers of scantily clad female league of legends characters stuck on the side) and obliterates them all (allah protects the halal cart don't worry)

trump pardons stanley with a speech about how men like him are the epitome of the american dream, and calls the late rhymes "a beautiful example of ba-lack excellence" before doing his fist-dance to look at me now in honor of unc. when busta's verse starts, stan raps it perfectly, and 5 percent of the nation erupts in cheers. the act of killing union busta rhymes for code switching into his jamacian accent in of itself has proven that stanley is his only acceptable successor, the most primal pathos residing within the dark underbelly of america's collective consiousness.

lightning on the horizon , silent . it's so far the sound dissipates before it gets here . i watch and wait for the sound of thunder , but it never comes . dreamlike .

inshallah the west being mean to trannies in tech causes the tech sector to collapse as all the competent trannies leave and are replaced by fascists who code like yandere dev

it's giving

pseudosciences like behaviorism, heterosexuality, the nuclear family, and biological sex are the real greatest threats to our children today

i cant wait for this godforsaken holiday to be over so my fuckass store will stop playing Hitler Music

Thinking about number display activist sites again
https://simaneta.github.io/1-pixel-wealth-copy/
https://mkorostoff.github.io/incarceration-in-real-numbers/
https://erikhoudini.com/577

I love he/him lesbians who take t and who like to blur the lines between cis and trans. its just another binary that should be destroyed imo

youve got to be fucking kidding me why is there kink at pride mastosoc discourse on my timeline . this is literally just kink at pride talking points in a different wrapper . kill everyone now

can a cradle's graces g/acc anarchist girl and a memorial foundation neotransliberal assimilationist girl find love . and also whatever the hell celestial mechanics is

socialize valve

Remembering woke George W. Bush

almost everything men say they love about their culture is actually reliant on the labor of women. that’s why it’s so easy for them to feel proud and protective over it. taking care of elders and not putting them in care homes? the care is always done almost exclusively by female family members. the yummy traditional food? cooked by women. the fun events and gatherings? organized and hosted by the women. men love taking credit for their culture but in reality they barely participate in the actual hard work, they just get to sit back and enjoy all the benefits of it.

I sleep with knives because only my weapon understands me