soulja boy if he was awesome: i'm the first rapper to smoke a iphone

new Sinister Cracker Environment: nighttime view of a tiki-themed minigolf island in some suburban lot. the earth is plastic and the water is poison

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

borders exist purely to justify violence . if you are anti-violence in any way you must find it unacceptable to perpetuate state borders and any form of their enforcement

i could never be vegan i love cheese too much . im sorry

hop up out my bed put my fag on

im sorry for posting bad and nobody likes me . puts on my hat that says sorry for posting bad and puts on my shirt that says nobody likes me and puts on my pants with money on it

womb tattoo:
welcome to pussy city
population: my dick

Where's the pseudo-zygodactylous gesture emoji. Why do silicon valley techbros hate lactating goddesses

my goat washed im afraid

RE: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/dafecf6d-3369-4ce5-9412-4f1f3b703a46

"give her the nyx" - René Descartes

#celibacy

RE: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/8c30184b-04f5-4595-a908-2fc7824525f8

stop doing epic shit TO her pussy. do epic shit WITH her pussy. respect her pussy's autonomy.

cutting the grass but leaving some tufts of taller plants untouched to show that I don't agree with the practice and only do it because mom told me to

sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science