pre-calcifying my pineal gland so nobody else can

you just know i got that

we're still noobs who knows next to nothing

i am the number one fan of safety procedures

if bitches have their age in their bio no matter how old they are i block without a second thought . you have forgotten the wisdom of ages past and you are doing internet in a way that is bad

dread pirates when asked the best way to poison someone

RE: https://social.cartoon-aa.xyz/notes/alnt8eaz56

foss should be in the dsm

one of the funniest things about middle-earth lore is that there's a race of sentient giant eagles and they're one of the most powerful races on the entire planet . sure bitch you can have a Power Ring but you will never be as strong as a fucking bird

this is great i can post any half-baked opinion i think of

i do not fw dnis. i do not fw anything that explicitly tells you in specific terms what you will find on a given webpage. this world is meant to be explored with vaguery and rabbitholes

peter griffin prank on my israeli mom

oh I forgot to post this

first they ruined the word “minion” and then they ruined the word “goon” soon i won’t have anything to call my followers

dude. i can't believe you opened the box full of suffering. are you fucking stupid? no idgaf that there was "hope" in there you let out all the fucking demons

when women do something it's automatically 10 times cooler

whenever I see the word "boyfriend" I wince a little internally

ancient roman sexuality is alive and well . trade is real and pederasty is prestigious again

i been legit perma tripping since i smoked covid 19

vapers are genuinely some of the most pathetic people on this earth . addicted to the fucking fog machine that gives you super cancer . and the worst part ? absolutely zero swag . please smoke a cigarette you are embarrassing yourself