the purpose of a system is what it does; ergo, the purpose of bisexual women is to date men.

wife just threw a copy of Detransition, Baby at my face what did she mean by this

@angeliclayer my girlfriend says do it . i think this is ⚠️a bad idea but i know nothing yay

wife just threw a copy of Detransition, Baby at my face what did she mean by this

@gamerrockettech yeah ok. the breaking bad wheel. ok sure

@lizzie and that coworker's name? albert einstein

this post isnt a kink thing but i guess it could be

mom says it's my turn on the breaking wheel

he thought eternal suffering was for one day only 😂

you should breathe in the spores IMMEDIATELY

ok fedi we need help with this one

a few years ago we read a fictional suspense story, we think its title was “thinking machine” or something similar, about some sort of malware that had weird, nonsensical groups of instructions. almost like it evolved organically on its own by trial and error.

our memory is a little fuzzy but when trying to probe it through physical equipment as it moved through the network it somehow made the equipment just… not detect it at all to the technicians’ dismay. we think the story’s setting was in the 80s or so. old machines.

thing is, search engines being complete and utter crap nowadays, looking for the obvious keywords only turns out AI slop, or slop about AI companies, so we can’t find it anymore. anyone know what story we’re talking about?

boosts appreciated cuz we feel like we’re losing it.

there's something so chill about dogs with caps, they're the only guys i wanna have a beer with

how it feels to be at the function watching Anna drunk write his 100th castration effort-post of the week

soil applied through you

@angeliclayer i think maybe it depends on whether you define trans as doing a performance of gender not assigned at birth or if instead you define it as something that you Are and can be interiorized

@whoopsie devious lick

RE: https://mastodon.tds.xyz/@whoopsie/116884993816200227