sally struthers begging people to send cash to equip child soldiers in the eternal wars against communism. for less than a dollar a day you can equip a child with a KillCo™combat load carrying system made right here in AmeriKKKa consisting of an adorable little assault pack, an absolutely darling chest rig, and a child-sized combat belt, fitted with all the pouches your precious little soldier will need to hold ammo, food, condoms, grenades and various other things on their journey to kill commies for God. You'll get a photograph of the darling little warrior, and via a partnership with the Department of War, if your little killer is WIA or -- God forbid -- K or MIA -- you get to be a silver or gold star parent! Help Make America Great and help people free themselves from Communism, so they can feel the firm guidance of the invisible hand and the warm touch of a pastor's blessing.