The absolutely unbelievable art from Trici Venola, found in the 'Mac the Knife' art disk from Miles Computing, circa 1987

i'm writing wet code. i'm repeating myself. i'm saying what i said before but a second time. i'm copying that block of code down a few lines exactly as is. I've got two functions with different names but the same body. I'm unrolling that loop. I'm spaghetti in the pot. I'm boiling. I'm getting loose with it. I'm letting my hair down. I'm decompressing in the hot tub. I'm eating a hydrox, no oreo. I'm exercising my MIT-license-given rights over my source code to copy and modify it without giving myself permission. I'm allocating registers. I'm making a static single assignment. I'm prioritizing my task's interrupts above yours. I'm putting the fountain of youth in my sodastream.