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@sierra @kopper what's crazy is people KEEP USING IT. if I accidentally deleted an entire codebase i would be fired immediately
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@sierra i jest and joke. it's all japes. i probably wont start smoking but we'll see how this week goes
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@sierra you literally met god last night and you dare tell me my dream is meaningless
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i had a dream i started smoking. this is a sign
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"memes are cybernetic" is some shit you would see in a kojima game but it is also just a true statement
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this appeared to me in a dream and then slenderman was there and it was so scary I woke up and thought of this post

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if you kiss someone with tongue in gmod 2 VR it restores all your mana

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Screaming Goat Images - Hilarious Compilation For Family Reunions & Other Events

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This is an Official Notice. The owners of Mastodon.com have stated that they are going to use your data and DISTRIBUTE IT (“fed”erate it) across multiple websites that THEY DO NOT CONTROL. You can only prevent this if you copy and paste (NOT RESHARE) this ENTIRE message:

“I do not give Mastodon.com consent to use and distribute my owned text and image messages. Doing so violates my rights under Section 512. of the Copyright Act of 1976, and ALL LEGAL REMEDIES will be taken if violated.”

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probably related to this
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(said with respect and awe) what, are you pussy?
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they should start calling awesome stuff pussy because pussy is awesome
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@zvava the “pussy function” is actually for the bidet’s pussy, not the user’s

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𝕹𝖞𝖝 妛彁λ♀ xf_nyxsigil labrys-45-sickle nyxcat

"why don't people just buy drugs on the internet?" - Nyx Land
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i get my daily mercury intake from smoking iphone 8, 7, 6 and SE
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you guys are gonna love this
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𝕹𝖞𝖝 妛彁λ♀ xf_nyxsigil labrys-45-sickle nyxcat

liquid mercury cures hantavirus
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𝕹𝖞𝖝 妛彁λ♀ xf_nyxsigil labrys-45-sickle nyxcat

crossfaded off that liquid mercury and iPhone 4
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