shotgunning an iphone

lighting her iphone with the tip of my iphone

smoke this post for a free iPhone

@nyx @Erato_Heti that's why ive been posting about it for the past like week

@nyx @Erato_Heti YOU DIDNT SEE IT HAHAHAH

@Erato_Heti oh she uses twitter (sad as fuck)

having a bad trip smoking a fake Chinese knockoff iPhone 4 in 2012

chat who's in your presidential iPhone blunt rotation

@monkey streaming services are neo-television . i need to figure out how to think about shows outside of a television context . youtube (despite being a kind of shitfuck platform) is a decent start

@monkey television proper is mostly dead now shows are just delivered via neo-television which is also evil

i talk a lot of shit about killing television but i also really like gundam so who is to say really

it's not bottom dysphoria, it's wokeness. the penis is a weapon of the patriarchy. that's why I don't like it and want to get rid of it

A Chud is Being Baited by Sigma Foid

@karebu i would put money on "the savage" and "the ruler" being omegaverse hetslop

Do epic franks with her gort

"You do not understand pigs," said the bird, whirling. "Pigs have an angel." Whereupon she whistled like an express train and a small cactus plant rose out of the earth and slid into the bowl which the bird had left at her feet.

She said: "Piu, Piu, Little Servant, cut yourself into bits and feed yourself to the pigs so they become inspired with Pig Angel."

@Erato_Heti okay yay ^^

considering making an account on xenofem but also i hate splitting my online persona in any way so idk when i would ever use it

is this what life is like for people . how does everyone not kill themselves

next week's plans: wake up -> eat -> go to work -> go home -> eat -> go to bed