@holymoly she playes volley balls

ay fred gimme a logic with extra truth
extra thuth!
and hold the syllogisms!
hold the syllogisms..
and hold the logoi!
hold the logoi?? hey jimmy, gimme a truth with NOTHIN
nothinn 🤨

ACARS Message From: N242JQ / YX5593

Message: CHAT R WE COOKED

Track Aircraft

Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA

#acars #vdlm2 #N242JQ #YX5593

what is the soyest field of mathematics and why is it game theory

@ikeWren kids are smoking the iphone in this dangerous new trend

Replacing all these goddamn pumps must be how it feels when they find asbestos and lead pipes and shit on home renovation shows

gay j glassbeach: here it is again another heart of excitement in the form of a girl who fucks my ass

if mozart were born today she would be a polyamorous lesbian and she would be in the club mixing techno

rip wolfgang amadeus mozart you wouldve made a great trans woman

Air to Ground Message:

CHEMTRAIL TANKS EMPTY UNABLE TO COVER SECTOR AA23. PAX SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ADVISE.

Area: New York City, NY, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #a45a8b89073
F: #f011a26d863

#acars #vdlm2

creating vines? but Vine shut down YEARS ago???

@sierra smoking straight tar

We asked ChatGPT to kick us in the balls. Here's what we've learned:

smoking the shit that updates you to ios 8

< destroying angel has to be one of the hardest names given to any lifeform

do epic shite wiff 'er cunt

@fiore @ikeWren iphone commercial where im buttchugging and then immediately pass out and my friend goes oh.. oh my god! Wait

Picks up my phone and calls the ambulance.

The commercial reminds you that phones can call, in an emergency.

@fiore @ikeWren iphone commercial where I fake sucking cock but fake choke gag and throw up bc all over my phone and start heaving out an apology between breaths