nuclear arms give the strongest handjobs

there are probably some people on this gay earth that genuinely believe this

donald j trump is evil because he is a gay man

@sierra they're here to save you from the ants

i know people who follow this page . concerning

this is probably the most oedipal thought i have had in my life

i am taller than my mother, another slight against me by god

pelican spiders are queer to me . if you don't understand this you're a fool and you will never understand anything

i completely stand by it too. i was entirely right about everything i said

i often think about a time i saw a post on tumblr about pelican spiders and i read the notes and someone said "ew kill it" or something along those lines and i got so mad i explained my entire life philosophy to a complete stranger on college campus

@lizzie they tried this but it didn't work so instead they made malbolge

@sierra HAHAHHAHAHHA

@sierra i went to the swedish wikipedia page for bandithoppspindel and everyone knew you

@sierra everybody knows her name

@nyx truly life is much more beautiful and complex than the anthropocentric mind (lame as fuck losers) could ever imagine. all the girls know this already

@sierra type shit

I jus say shit

@nyx @sierra math!!! wowza

oh i guess lilith is also an example but she's more esoteric and i'm not super versed in her either

not an original thought by any means but. yeah