Superboomfan and gerson had a vision of the prophecy and knew that if they did not spend 53 minutes doing absolutely nothing on hyrule castle the titan would never be defeated

The new star fox game looks fucking ugly and it makes me sad

why did morgan freeman call this thing "a six meter long nightmare"

🎶🎵 sneajers o'toole, sneajers o'toole, we all will prosper with sneajerist rule 🎶🎵

corporations enterprite

Mihawk fighting justin trudeau on halloween for the last can of black paint

Tung tung tungstic acid

The Neo Pingas City and Southern Railway has begun commuter operations to Neo Pingas City, servicing Gamer-Rocket Technologies via South Cypress Station and Weiner Island! This service uses our new Chongping Car and Foundry Commuter Multiple Unit trainset, derived from our state-of-the-art passenger cars for optimal rider comfort.

Replacing all these goddamn pumps must be how it feels when they find asbestos and lead pipes and shit on home renovation shows

I'm building a tunnel to my fucking gaster themed city and the gradient is 6.66%? SERIOUSLY???

Neo Pingas City is truly the pinnacle of civilization

@monkey type of shit stroker serpentine has on his wall

RE: https://greatape.casa/@monkey/statuses/01KQDPH6MM60TMGEQVWRXZS7JV

I kissed a siren 'n liked it
The taste of her briny, chapped lips
I kissed a siren to try it
I hope me shipmates don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm shipwrecked tonight

Type of shit i've been on as of late

Champion racing malayan tapir "Gormp Cheesecake"

Watching my own youtube videos while playing tf2 like an absolute fucking narcissist

At this point basically all I do before 3 pm is lie around and make noises that more typically come out of a sea lion

https://www.youtube.co... gas up the recent chuds

tung-tung-tung-stensteel

I'm kind of slippers o'toole if you think about it