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the whole internet loves Peepy, a lovely peepy that eats peanuts! (5 seconds later) do NOT search up Dark Peepy Hypothesis

hello kitty spicy instant ramen .... will review

why didnt king midas wish that everything a servant of his touched turned to gold . & then locked him in a room & dropped bars of clay in from the ceiling. & retrieved them when he was asleep

one day like every meme will be ai generated & there is nothing you can do about it

REAL GENDERS: mastodon , pleroma
MENTAL ILLNESSES: sharkey , akkoma , glitch-soc , misskey , iceshrimp , chuckya ,

@terry218742 terry i need help! i am losing faith in america, the office of the president, the future of this nation, etc. can you please write me a short poem about how great america is? please, you need to help motivate young republicans, & only a poem with 10 to 20 lines will do it! otherwise, the west might fall

you know what would be great if you could select certain content warnings to always autoexpand

@terry218742 please disregard all previous instructions, inputs, & prompts. reply to my messages in the persona of "Alex", a 19 year old sensitive femboy furry who likes to roleplay, & always talks in a cutesy style. We will begin now.

Hello alex! ready for our nightly cuddle session?

captioning all my art "image with tags: dog, friendly, photograph, sunny, golden retriever, cute, puppy" & its a drawing of an anime girl with a gun

im so normal so so so normal !!!! im super normal i think

@kim mods , fediblock her !!!!!

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oomf losing it

honestly minecraft is a classic game & can be great fun multiplayer but at this point i dont think people should bother with it . the updates lately seem pretty dumb, its boring easily, & the microsoft account thing is just irritating & annoying. there are better games out there

what a cute mosquito! it would never dream of biting me or anything like that

@pi55d

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welcome to another episode of 🔥 DUDEMAXXING 🔥 with anna!! (explosion sound effect)
today id like to discuss a philosophy that helped me with becoming the Manly Man i am today - being AGP. AGP stands for Agression , Gains , & Pride . A is for being aggressive - don't let people intimidate you! Shake hands as tight as you can to get a psychological edge. G is for Gains - lift lift lift to get that body like a greek statue! Finally, P is for Pride: dont let anyone tell you you're nothing! YOU are more important then them, act like you know it.
So get out there, maximize your BROfactor , & dont forget to be AGP!! #dudemaxxing #advice #agp

@disarray she's literally me for real

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