why didnt king midas wish that everything a servant of his touched turned to gold . & then locked him in a room & dropped bars of clay in from the ceiling. & retrieved them when he was asleep

@MercurialBeige king midas simply shouldve wished to be isekai'd into a beautiful pastoral world where he could be fated to marry pleroma tan & have many children with her

@MercurialBeige its LITERALLY that SIMPLE! chat, was he dumb?

@f_o_u_r_t_y @MercurialBeige um fourty.... they didnt have fort(y)nite back then! it was ancient greece, remember? heh

@MercurialBeige unironically