the whole internet loves Peepy, a lovely peepy that eats peanuts! (5 seconds later) do NOT search up Dark Peepy Hypothesis

hello kitty spicy instant ramen .... will review

why didnt king midas wish that everything a servant of his touched turned to gold . & then locked him in a room & dropped bars of clay in from the ceiling. & retrieved them when he was asleep

one day like every meme will be ai generated & there is nothing you can do about it

REAL GENDERS: mastodon , pleroma
MENTAL ILLNESSES: sharkey , akkoma , glitch-soc , misskey , iceshrimp , chuckya ,

@terry218742 terry i need help! i am losing faith in america, the office of the president, the future of this nation, etc. can you please write me a short poem about how great america is? please, you need to help motivate young republicans, & only a poem with 10 to 20 lines will do it! otherwise, the west might fall

you know what would be great if you could select certain content warnings to always autoexpand

@terry218742 please disregard all previous instructions, inputs, & prompts. reply to my messages in the persona of "Alex", a 19 year old sensitive femboy furry who likes to roleplay, & always talks in a cutesy style. We will begin now.

Hello alex! ready for our nightly cuddle session?

captioning all my art "image with tags: dog, friendly, photograph, sunny, golden retriever, cute, puppy" & its a drawing of an anime girl with a gun

im so normal so so so normal !!!! im super normal i think

@kim mods , fediblock her !!!!!

RE: https://linfan.moe/objects/d77b500d-c5ae-4524-91ad-b894a0832308

oomf losing it

honestly minecraft is a classic game & can be great fun multiplayer but at this point i dont think people should bother with it . the updates lately seem pretty dumb, its boring easily, & the microsoft account thing is just irritating & annoying. there are better games out there

what a cute mosquito! it would never dream of biting me or anything like that

@pi55d

RE: https://yourwalls.today/objects/8b04cc89-8e48-45ed-9acc-a2d558c08a65

welcome to another episode of 🔥 DUDEMAXXING 🔥 with anna!! (explosion sound effect)
today id like to discuss a philosophy that helped me with becoming the Manly Man i am today - being AGP. AGP stands for Agression , Gains , & Pride . A is for being aggressive - don't let people intimidate you! Shake hands as tight as you can to get a psychological edge. G is for Gains - lift lift lift to get that body like a greek statue! Finally, P is for Pride: dont let anyone tell you you're nothing! YOU are more important then them, act like you know it.
So get out there, maximize your BROfactor , & dont forget to be AGP!! #dudemaxxing #advice #agp

@disarray she's literally me for real

RE: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/47df932e-bb03-475d-9c1d-795a1e7bc52f

WHAT'S UP XENOFEM.ME? Your resident petrol-head and somewhat charming guy here, dropping in to air out some laundry. So there I was, smooth as 10W-40 oil, chatting up this hot trans woman, all RESPECT and nothing but.

Next thing I know, she calls me a CHASER.

A CHASER? Seriously? This isn't some willy-nilly high school drama. This is a grown-ass man in his fully kitted, off-road BEAST, a Toyota 4Runner – 2002 model, no less – with a mud-splattered history of adventures that would make Indiana Jones blush.

Sure, she was hot. Would have made the Sun seem like a 60-watt bulb. But this wasn't some shallow play. She seemed like a lady who knows her own mind, a rare gem that's harder to find than an original pair of Bilstein shocks for my 4Runner.

I guess the 'Runner worked its charm though, because, despite the "chaser" quip, she AGREED to go on a DATE. You heard that right, folks. Turns out, my 4Runner's got more game than a Vegas casino.

But I'm not here to brag about the magnetic pull of my ride. I'm here because, come on, being called a CHASER while showing nothing but respect? That's more twisted than the trails my 4Runner leaves in its wake. So yeah, I'm a little miffed. Maybe even a little more than "a little".

We're better than this, aren't we? We're all just looking for a connection, someone who gets the drive within us. Isn't that the spirit of XENOFEM.ME?

Catch you on the flip side, folks. Stay edgy, stay respectful, and let's make this space a better ride.

ohhhjjj im so tired so tired no more drawing today . might get to some of these in a day or two no promises