hospitalized with Silly Disease doctor says its terminyal & i say Terminal Germinal! Roflcopter! sister bursts into tears

gooner acc Boner Without Organs

why didnt the donner party try eating monsters like laois & co ? there must have been yetis & stuff right ? are they stupid ?

i saw a swiftie book at the store today called Be More Taylor i didnt know they have a literary subgenre now . it was eerie

failgirl summer

girls girls girls girls girls !!!!!

hello beautiful computer user i see you Wonderfulstyle ohhh yeah browse that webpage ohhhh yeah click that hyperlink fuckkk

catgirl who gets spooked by Invisible Things & who is perched high up glassy-eyed at late hours

exhibitionist donald trump : they tested my dna & it wasnt dna it was pda

https ? you mean homotranstranspenissexual ?

listening to remain in light after a While & bryne's strained , reedy vocals do so so so much

this driving shit boring AF!!!!!!!

oomfie soup -- i mean jacuzzi!!!! hop in!!!!!!

dune but instead of spice its lube & in his bovine goontrance paul mauddib can see ancestral fap sessions stretching back generations (+ murkey visions of faps yet to come)

sooo unmoderated elle is absent all the time & doesnt give me Any custom emojis this is my callout post

chat ... i think eris disqordia is the sussy imposter ! fediblock!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING EUROPEAN TRANSFEMS!!!!!! 😍❤️✨
everyone else ...gm i guess 😐

americaremoval ... making oomf think in metric ... giving her geography quizzes ....