i;m here every day of the week, folks !!! but seriously, youve all been a lovely audience . go on, give yourselves a hand !! id take you all home with me , but after the last audience, i dont think ive got the room !! & seriously , whats the Deal with airline food ,

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/d7ea8058-1205-4d3b-9c58-d5525fe7fa67

garfield, i just got an account on mastodon! its just like twitter, but decentralized -- federated social media is the future!!
federated, huh? why dont you "federate" some "lasagna" with my "stomach

YES your cishet bf is allowed at pride but you have to apply for a visa at least a month in advance or he will set off the proximity alarms accidentally & they;ll have to add him to the database last minute & its a hugeee headache &

first person not to interact with this post at all gets my silent & distant approval

mutually assured fediblock

one day i will trip & fall & the world will shake dizzy around me & i;ll slip into the core of the earth

lars goes to mars to get more books-on-feminist-philosophy is this anything

yeah i:m a boy . look into my eyes . my home planet is light years away

there should be a consumer reports esque zine but it just shows the best pirating sites etc

dawg what the fuckkk… what the fuck dog ….. arf ! arf arf arf arf!!!!!

they should AARRGGH AAAAHHH oh my goodness ... wild lion attack ... escaped that one narrowly! 😅

they should make social media that fucking sucks i think

oomfie tierlist!!!
s: YOU!!!!!
a: everyone else 🥰
b-: fourty

girl flavored cigarette

erm …upvotes to the left! 😂

so many new types of girl … we are living in a wonderful time

i do not know what came over me last night ... i will be normal going forward 🙏

going to sleep goodnight! 😴

ukko awake !! wagging tail etc

i loveeeee being alive!!!!! i cant wait to get even worse 😍

oomfies, how do you all deal with post-frot depression? suggestions welcome 🙏