why didnt the donner party try eating monsters like laois & co ? there must have been yetis & stuff right ? are they stupid ?

i saw a swiftie book at the store today called Be More Taylor i didnt know they have a literary subgenre now . it was eerie

failgirl summer

girls girls girls girls girls !!!!!

hello beautiful computer user i see you Wonderfulstyle ohhh yeah browse that webpage ohhhh yeah click that hyperlink fuckkk

catgirl who gets spooked by Invisible Things & who is perched high up glassy-eyed at late hours

exhibitionist donald trump : they tested my dna & it wasnt dna it was pda

https ? you mean homotranstranspenissexual ?

listening to remain in light after a While & bryne's strained , reedy vocals do so so so much

this driving shit boring AF!!!!!!!

oomfie soup -- i mean jacuzzi!!!! hop in!!!!!!

dune but instead of spice its lube & in his bovine goontrance paul mauddib can see ancestral fap sessions stretching back generations (+ murkey visions of faps yet to come)

sooo unmoderated elle is absent all the time & doesnt give me Any custom emojis this is my callout post

chat ... i think eris disqordia is the sussy imposter ! fediblock!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING EUROPEAN TRANSFEMS!!!!!! 😍❤️✨
everyone else ...gm i guess 😐

americaremoval ... making oomf think in metric ... giving her geography quizzes ....

i;m here every day of the week, folks !!! but seriously, youve all been a lovely audience . go on, give yourselves a hand !! id take you all home with me , but after the last audience, i dont think ive got the room !! & seriously , whats the Deal with airline food ,

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/d7ea8058-1205-4d3b-9c58-d5525fe7fa67

garfield, i just got an account on mastodon! its just like twitter, but decentralized -- federated social media is the future!!
federated, huh? why dont you "federate" some "lasagna" with my "stomach