YES your cishet bf is allowed at pride but you have to apply for a visa at least a month in advance or he will set off the proximity alarms accidentally & they;ll have to add him to the database last minute & its a hugeee headache &

first person not to interact with this post at all gets my silent & distant approval

mutually assured fediblock

one day i will trip & fall & the world will shake dizzy around me & i;ll slip into the core of the earth

lars goes to mars to get more books-on-feminist-philosophy is this anything

yeah i:m a boy . look into my eyes . my home planet is light years away

there should be a consumer reports esque zine but it just shows the best pirating sites etc

dawg what the fuckkk… what the fuck dog ….. arf ! arf arf arf arf!!!!!

they should AARRGGH AAAAHHH oh my goodness ... wild lion attack ... escaped that one narrowly! 😅

they should make social media that fucking sucks i think

oomfie tierlist!!!
s: YOU!!!!!
a: everyone else 🥰
b-: fourty

girl flavored cigarette

erm …upvotes to the left! 😂

so many new types of girl … we are living in a wonderful time

i do not know what came over me last night ... i will be normal going forward 🙏

going to sleep goodnight! 😴

ukko awake !! wagging tail etc

i loveeeee being alive!!!!! i cant wait to get even worse 😍

oomfies, how do you all deal with post-frot depression? suggestions welcome 🙏

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