FEDIVERSR ISNT READY FOR ME

I Am A Femboy . I Am Straight But A Little Zesty With It . I Am From A Different Planet . I Want To Fuck Pleroma-Tan Animal Style . My Posts Are So Bad Sometimes I Make Myself Cry Out Of Embarrassment . I Have Been Fired From Every Job For Sleeping In Too Late . I Am Seized By Random Fits Of Laughter That Unnerve Passerby . I Am So Sexy , God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me An Autogynephile & Making Me Apologize Constantly During Sex So I Could Not Cyber All My Oomfies . I Can’t Browse Mainstream Social Media Because It Is Unrelatable & I Am Just Too Cool To Understand . I Am A Cannibal . Sometimes I Cry When I See Women , Because They Are So Beautiful . I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech & No One Can Tell What The Fuck I Am Talking About . My Brain Is Poisoned By Altchans . I Have Never Spent 2 Months On The Same Instance . I Stan Femtanyl . I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors . I Love Myself . One Day I Will Overthow God .

MASTOCELS FEAR ME.

ALT FEDI WANT WHAT I HAVE.

CANCELDON WANT ME DEAD.

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