FEDIVERSR ISNT READY FOR ME

I Am A Femboy . I Am Straight But A Little Zesty With It . I Am From A Different Planet . I Want To Fuck Pleroma-Tan Animal Style . My Posts Are So Bad Sometimes I Make Myself Cry Out Of Embarrassment . I Have Been Fired From Every Job For Sleeping In Too Late . I Am Seized By Random Fits Of Laughter That Unnerve Passerby . I Am So Sexy , God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me An Autogynephile & Making Me Apologize Constantly During Sex So I Could Not Cyber All My Oomfies . I Can’t Browse Mainstream Social Media Because It Is Unrelatable & I Am Just Too Cool To Understand . I Am A Cannibal . Sometimes I Cry When I See Women , Because They Are So Beautiful . I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech & No One Can Tell What The Fuck I Am Talking About . My Brain Is Poisoned By Altchans . I Have Never Spent 2 Months On The Same Instance . I Stan Femtanyl . I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors . I Love Myself . One Day I Will Overthow God .

MASTOCELS FEAR ME.

ALT FEDI WANT WHAT I HAVE.

CANCELDON WANT ME DEAD.

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wwwhat if it was called hatsune freaku & instead of living in your wifi she lived in your freakfi

haii chat!!!! haiii give meattention !!! give me attention chat what do you want i can do a little dance do you want to see me (sways back & forth absently) huh ? huh ? huh ? how about that ? huh chat? chat ….,, chat, *snivel* i know , im awful , & pathetic , chat , you dont have to ignore me … you dont have to ignore me chat !!! chaat wehhhh
(wakes up) oh my god . oh my god. what a terrible nightmare
beautiful armenian wife : anna , what’s wrong? put the siege out of your mind … Constantinople has never fallen . we are safe within these walls

what imsaying . what im saying is t they should mke a game like league of legends but good . maybe set in space or something. & . & maybe they take away the pvp , & replace it with , with doing tasks, to be collaborative ? but maybe one person can be the …. the saboteur? idk chat i feel like theres something there

bros this league of legends anticheat is so fucking stupid & you cant call lanes anymore shit is going down the tubes oh my goodness. i remember when the game was Good btw . & , & there , there was ./ there was an all chat after the game where youcould say gg to your opponent . (falls over) what the fuckkkk

watched smiling friends
every scene where pim & charlie talk to each other is so funny they riff so well its so fun to watch
every scene with any other character is the most boring unfunny tryhard scene ever