I've been doing this bit in one of my friend groups and it's so incomprehensibly stupid that literally not even I understand it and I'm so tempted to start posting about "Dalamud Steve" on here but I I don't think I can

let me give you an example

I'm dalamud steve and basically this is awesome ... now time to kill people .

@sierra me when im a big dragon and they let me out of the moon

fuck yes. fuck yes my bahamuts are GOLDEN. I'm dalamud steve my bahamuts are fucking golden and now I will unleashing him NOW

@dispencer how u know that

@sierra got out of the moon recently

@dispencer fuck . my dalamuds are little elezen princess FUCK . the allagan empire I rage now .

@sierra im gonna destroy everything now sry
being in the moon was realllly boring! im just a girl

@dispencer ha ha ha ha ha ... eorzea steve is freaking COOKED he will die . unleash NOW your rancor all of it and punch

@sierra okkkk WAAAAGH