the internet is a curse sometimes istg. i was searching “kate extensions” for the text editor 😭

who the fuck is kate middleton i genuinely don’t know 😭

@puppygirlhornypost2 thanks for the information I didn't need, computer

@efi the information i didn’t need, didn’t want and probably isn’t actually real

@puppygirlhornypost2 if i remember correctly she's the wife of the next British monarch.

don't ask me if they'll be king and queen, king and princess, king and consort, because I, as a brit, have no fucking idea how that works either.

@avatastic i am glad to know that even the British are confused about the royal family because as an American i always wondered “am i missing something how does anyone keep track of this”

@puppygirlhornypost2 @avatastic it's all been very confusing and unknowable since the death of the immortal eternal queen

like i literally think we should just mummify her, put her on display where the throne is now and keep all the branding as "her majesty" indefinitely, makes everything so much easier

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/30c53e0d-6942-4779-9392-7494176f87cd

@apophis if we're doing a necrocracy it should be Victoria imo. she has more swag and Victoria Day is already an established holiday here in Canada.

@haematophage this reply actually got "god save the queen" stuck in my head

@apophis send her victooooooriouuus, happy and gloooooriouuus, e'er to reign over us, God save the Queen!