if we can resurrect kirk and give him a slick-y foïdjob it'll alter the timeline and end the kirkmare and save everyone 🥹

we have to act fast... if the kirkification continues we're done for... billions will die

my new years resolution is to kill myself

@sierra if you were charlie kirk how would you feel being resurrected after 4 months and seeing the jokes being made about you

@sierra woah
are you joking orrrrr....... do you need help

@sierra kirky foidjob

@karebu @sierra STOP it thats MY WORD

@sierra do you think he and harambe are fucking in heaven right now

@patch I thought the context of the thread made it obvious but yes my joking

@flower he's still alive in the real world, this is his kirkmare and he sees everything

@apophis HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA yes

@sierra it probably did but just seeing a suicide threat/joke on ur TL without context you understand is genuinely confusing

@patch well that's just how I do it