what on gods green earth is up with the people canada exports to the US? its either some epic bacon meme character like ryan gosling or keanu reeves; or just bottom of the barrel political pundits like lauren chen, someone who held beliefs so fucking retarded russia reached out to her personally to task her with assembling the retardation avengers so they would collectively shit up US discourse even worse than it already is

literally:

• drake

• justin bieber

• mac demarco

• deadmau5

• steven crowder

• gavin mcinnes

• jordan peterson

all canadian

lauren southern too

why are canadians so WEIRD dude

@vivi sorry

@Merc its okay man whenever i see your posts its usually some funny shit at least so yea

@Merc literally i have been saving memes about all of the deltarune furry guys since ik you and the gang seem to enjoy them so much i dont really get them tho cuz i didnt play the games wait let me see if i can find some

@vivi norm Macdonald lived in America for a while I think he was a net positive

@Merc NORM IS SO FUCKJNING FUNNY I LOVE HIM

@vivi

@Merc i dont really get those either but maybe some #vivicels will

@Merc honestly let me tag them in @fiore @annamaria like do it really be like that or nah

@Merc @fiore @annamaria whats up with all the ice in these is deltarune only ice levels or what

@vivi @fiore @annamaria no fiore will (rightfully) call me stupid for this one and Anna still hasn't played it

@Merc @fiore @annamaria anna dont spoil yourself istg if you hit play on these i am going to glue your balls back on

@vivi @fiore @annamaria spoilers for anna i guess, deltarune has a secret evil route where you convince your childhood friend to cast an ice spell to freeze and kill your classmate

@Merc @fiore @annamaria ok well i dont like to be spoilt either but i cant do evil routes in any games so thats ok

@vivi @fiore @Merc ive neve4 played deltarune before lol i know jack shit about the game

@vivi @fiore @annamaria really im mostly basing it off of, I can forgive five chapters of vagueposting if it's revealed it literally needs to account for two separate pasts which are both valid

@vivi @fiore @annamaria I hate that castration crap man a man should be proud of his balls

@Merc @fiore @vivi why r u eunuchphobic 😢

@vivi @fiore @annamaria oh sorry

I mean you asked a question I was answering it

@Merc @fiore @annamaria no its ok thats on me i projected my knowledge of me being ok with a bit of spoilering, which i thought was all this required, but not being ok with spoilering broad strokes of entire routes onto you

@annamaria @Merc @fiore maybe he just really cares about you (like someone in love with you would) and he is too shy to express it in any other way that he is worried about the very real health implications you could face, like your pee having nowhere to be stored and it just all tumbling out of you while you are sleeping and just making a huge mess in your bed

@annamaria @fiore @vivi I want you to unload your balls into a healthy female foid

@Merc @fiore @vivi the sex drive is the death drive merc castration is the way to fully liberate the mind

@vivi @fiore @annamaria you would really like Noelle

@Merc @fiore @annamaria REALLY

@Merc @fiore @annamaria honestly all this talk makes me wanna play is deltarune done yet

@vivi @fiore @Merc no i can get a catheter like that disabled terrorist from cunt towards enemy itll be super cute

@annamaria @fiore @vivi I can do that after I have kids

I think my dad got his tubes tied, that annoys me

@annamaria @fiore @vivi peep this pussy yo

@Merc @fiore @vivi cw!!!! 😖

@annamaria @Merc @fiore this is what its like watching you two argue

@vivi @fiore @annamaria yeah she's saying shit like ex-cheese me and she likes video game glitches and she has a crush on the bully girl

@Merc @fiore @annamaria EX-CHEESE ME I AM GOING TO STEAL THAT

@annamaria @fiore @vivi >referring to random h game as if we'll know what the hell it is
@grok what is cunt towards enemy

@vivi @fiore @annamaria https://www.google.com/amp/s/undertale-encyclopedia.tumblr.com/post/695851243394973696/everything-from-the-spamton-weepstakes/amp

The links here that go to holidaygirl1125's blog posts are in universe blog posts of Noelle, if you wanna check those out. Not really spoilery

@Merc @fiore @annamaria deltarune: the schizophrenia update

@vivi @fiore @annamaria dude it's already schizophrenic as hell you're playing as a heart that possesses a kid who keeps ripping you out and throwing you in a garbage can

@Merc @fiore @annamaria honestly thats ok schizophrenia, bpd, whatever idc noelle susie sounds like cinema just bring me more of that toby

@Merc @fiore @annamaria some spoilers are good this one fact has sold me on playing the entire game lowk

@vivi I read Homestuck therefore my current knight theory is double alternating timeloop amalgam knight theory where each iteration alternates Kris/Noelle and Asriel/Dess (this implies Dess is human theory to explain how Asriel and Dess noclipped beneath the lake)

@Merc @vivi whatever

@Merc @vivi bro read homestuck 💀

@vivi @annamaria @Merc playing it while its not done is one million times more fun pls lmk if u do

u do have to have played undertale first tho

@Merc @vivi @annamaria xan you stop giving out free spoilers wtf man