"autistics take everything so literally they're so weird like that"

in media: some obvious bullshit fixed expression like raining cats and dogs or whatever

in real life: "oh come on i *obviously* meant by 'there are five lights' that there were really four, everybody says that, are you stupid or something?"

@apophis

Them: "what did you do this weekend?"
Me: *carefully thought out answer detailing what I did that weekend, before returning the question*
Them: "Finally, I never thought you'd asked!"

Please just tell me what you did during the weekend if you're that excited to share, I am happy to listen.