the evil church gave me a literal physical man card when i was a senior in hs and i want to give it to a trans dude with my deadname for the bit but i havent found one 🥀

and im not exactly going to make a loud announcement for one to find me

tbh the ceremony for getting that went hard but also my mouth took days to heal

RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/a3192617-784a-46a8-b4e5-e058d894d4b4

we almost derailed the whole thing though lmao

it was basically a way to remind the young “men” that they were still human and still needed help from others

i kept trying to abandon my own challenge to help the guy who was furthest along so that somebody could walk away with a card

he did a pretty good job of illustrating the point by refusing help and going “no ill just eat mine alone and then help everyone else”

OH WAIT YEAH I WAS THE MAIN ONE DERAILING IT THEY DONT HAVE A WOMAN CARD CHALLENGE FOR A REASON HAHAHAHA

the other one was a guy named ahi but tbh i wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t actually a man either

@lizzie

hot pepper eating contest?

@technicallydifficult no ??

@lizzie

then why mouth hert to get man card?

@technicallydifficult hard cereal eaten dry. my mouth was bruised and bleeding

@lizzie @technicallydifficult at least it wasn't the "get punched in the mouth for every cuss you've ever said" or something that i had imagined...

@apophis @technicallydifficult nooooo that wouldnt remind you to ask help from others when you need it bc we care about you etc

@lizzie @apophis

you're supposed to wet down the pet food before giving it to the catgirls and doggirls. Dang.

@lizzie @technicallydifficult even salty sailors mixed their hardtack with water!!!