A show that's like dungeon meishi in every way except the elf healer girl is in constant sexual peril from the monsters

Yes most of the monsters would be writhing masses of tentacles in this version, why the fuck would you even ask that

@tiredgothgirl we must keep this post, and this idea, away from every heterosexual man until the end of time

@tiredgothgirl that said, i'm necessarily reminded of that one panel - i'm sure it'll come up again in Hourly Marcille eventually - where Senshi's holding up some ingredients saying "and now we put this in" in his usual deadpan way and Marcille's just like 😱🙅 ABSOLUTELY NOT 🙅😱