in the next Zelda game link will refer to the player with parental terms and if you make him try to do too many things at once he will yell thru the controller "Father wait!!!!"

there will be softcore/croped porn of him on the title screen

one of the completion percentages for yourr save file is "alcohol" and it goes above 100%, probably up to 200

when you're riding on your horse, you can find and pick up balloons which make you lighter and thus the horse less exhausted. if you collect a lot of find a cluster of balloons you and the horse will start flying

aside from all that it's gonna suck shit. horrible bloated AAA-slop game. this was revealed to me in a dream.

@sierra this is what deltatroon does to a nigga btw

@maxine be nice.