Google Health Notification: Was that just a masturbation session I detected? Do you want to log the 45 minutes, 350kcal session? Do you want to log further details regarding this self-pleasure activity? Are you looking for improvement suggestions from the AI Coach?

Google Health Notification: Hey there Mickey, were you slow strokin' just now?

RE: https://pleroma.soykaf.com/objects/e2d80404-9454-497f-88ff-5a387c6c0333

@kaia sharing data with the nearest mormon church.

@kaia I'll happily give over my data to whatever large company if they have an app that controls my vibe and edges me to the best orgasm imaginable I'm so fr.