Piss poll. If you have a clunge, have you ever missed the toilet while sitting on it? As in the piss goes straight forward and sails over the edge.

@ephemeromorph this has somehow happened to me a couple times with a dick

@ephemeromorph the best part is how it drips straight onto the back of my pants

@lizzie @ephemeromorph it's happened to me enough times that I deliberately use my hand to aim downward when sitting down

@lizzie @ephemeromorph the knowledge that it happens to vagina havers too is so disillusioning. there's really no foolproof way to piss, is there? such is there melancholy of human existence