edm anthem lengths by decade

1990s: 12 minutes
2000s: 8 minutes
2010s: 5 minutes
2020s: 3 minutes

by the 2040s, edm anthems will be 10 seconds long. this is a catastrophe. we cannot allow this aggression to stand unchallenged

why are all the modern "trance anthems" like 2:50. what the fuck is this shit

I want EIGHT MINUTES OR MORE

@AmyZenunim some of the best songs I've ever listened to have been 15 minutes long

"progressive house" 2:30 FUCK OFF

@AmyZenunim that's not a trance that's a momentary lapse in focus

@AmyZenunim I genuinely don't believe a song can be called Trance unless it's at least six minutes long as a bare minimum, ideally pushing ten. Like, I can't have a zoned-out psychedelic experience in under three minutes, come on now.

why is so much edm after 2017 such dreck. what the fuck happened---

*giant Spotify-shaped demon steps out of the shadows*

ah. right.

@AmyZenunim dreck? the song is too short?

@Stellar i mean first of all its short as fuck and then just isn't interesting. it's all crafted to fit perfectly into an AI-generated playlist of perfectly identical vibes for 6 hours.

@AmyZenunim oh yeah the spotify ai generated slop